the closeness between them became unbearable
2008-04-07 3:47 p.m.

april 6

if he asks me one more time what, exactly, it is that i want, i'll probably pick up the nearest heavy object and bash in his gorgeous face. and then i'll be able to say, "well, it appears i want nothing more than to bash in your face." he winks at me and i realize, oh, that's why he wanted to go to the museum today. to tempt me with all these sculptures made out of rusty scissors and stacks of marble chunks, perfect for face plowing, all of them protected by little engraved "do not touch" signs and sullen guards like gorillas. i will gladly ruin his face with a piece of artwork but he knows, gorgeous asshole, that i always do what the little plaques tell me.

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in the nonfiction world, i want to tell everyone NOT to buy stonybrook farm fat free key lime yogurt, because it tastes like burnt chalk.

also when i was in 8th grade i watched a soap opera for a little while. it had some crazy storyline about a clone, but i couldn't remember much else. the internet helped fill in the gaps, thanks to one of the most ridiculous wikipedia articles i've ever seen. it chronicles 20-some years of a soap opera couple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_and_Reva_Lewis

just scroll through it and read any line. any line.

random examples:

-"Josh learned he would have to have Reva declared legally dead in order to remarry, so Hawk returned to fight Josh's plan and learned about Annie and Rick's secret marriage. Josh was livid!"

-"Determined to make the pregnancy a reality, Annie blackmailed a former classmate named Fran to artificially inseminate her."

-"Doing some investigating, Josh was able to save Reva at the last minute when he burst into the court room with the doctor, Steven Levine, who examined Annie after her miscarriage."

-"Meanwhile, Reva, who had survived on an island, returned home and was taken captive by the clone and locked up in the lighthouse."

-"Now, Olivia, and her sister and brother-in-law, Marissa and Alfred Randall, Jonathan's adoptive parents, tried to get Jonathan out of San Cristobel."

-"Finally, she allowed him to check the fuse box but while he was fumbling around the wires in the dark, he ended up burning himself. As Cassie helped treat his wounds, the closeness between them became unbearable and she went out for a swim to cool down. While swimming she had a cramp and suddenly went under. Luckily, Josh arrived looking for her and saved her from drowning. In the water together, Josh and Cassie gave in to their desires and shared a raw, passionate kiss."

ha ha!