xmas lists
2007-12-22 10:58 p.m.

I. overheard in the brightdawn household

you be good.

no i didn't mean that in an accusatory way.

i mean, just over the holidays.

that might be a good one for us to watch.

i owe liz the money?

liz says she wants to be alone.

i talked to her.

maybe that's a good new years resolution for me.

you've got to watch out. she won't always come back.

...pot calling the kettle...

i don't know. i try to make resolutions i can keep.

that kinda shit.

i always believe it's good to try and improve yourself. you do too, right, mike? but not in that way.

II. in response to sexually-themed spam

i don't know if i agree with you, Quinn G. Bolton, when you write, There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s

Ordinary men have ordinary sex: good to know, Teddy X. Wong. so please tell me more about Megadik.

Bart Dugan, i wish you'd quit playing around already and tell me more about Well-favoured old Lass sucking Mankind's Dick!

You've piqued my interest, Destiny Davis. i'd like to Try O U R SPECIAL ERECTION PACK!

Dorian Norse, no one wants to hear this nasty shit: The cells in the Corpora Cavernosa are filled with blood until an erection is achieved.

III. things i am theoretically doing while home

celebrating yule
strengthening family bonds
seeing old friends
developing a work ethic
forging along

IV. things i am actually doing while home

playing freecell
enjoying my parents' new wireless
eating
checking my phone
staying comfortable

V. my wishes for the holiday season, in non-parallel form

go away, stomach

magic wallet

i want silk nog

stop talking about my hair color

why can't i enjoy jogging?

magic video to prove i'd be just fine

family like other families i've seen, on televisions, yes, but also real families i've known, similar, understanding, tight, complementary, functional, one of those families that could get stuck on a mountainside for three days and make it by singing songs and huddling in bushes and thank god for the christmas miracle or whatever.