i will never finish my thesis
2007-12-11 1:35 a.m.

what need is there to write when there's things like the clairol try it on virtual hair studio?

i will describe each look. first here's the original.

not shabby. here is the next look.

this is called "the hair i desperately desperately wanted in middle school." i can't tell you the number of things i tried to get this hair. actually yes i can: scissors. blow dryer. sun-in. lots of pulling and crying.

this is called "short n' sassy." it says to the viewer, "i am young and sassy and single and i don't mind it in the least. i refer to myself as a choco-holic." jesus i look bad with red hair.

"donatella versace." there's something eerily radiant about this look--possibly i could pull it off, if i had extremely glossy hair, and i always had that look on my face, coy and self-assured, and like i'm hiding something, like as soon as the camera's off i was going give the photographer a h.j. -- which i wasn't.

"my mom." a glimpse into the future? step right up, boys. also known as the haircut i had junior & senior year. the boys stepped away.

overall, i think i will stay with my hairstyle. and go back to work.