typical fake conversations with esmitty
2007-10-20 1:59 a.m.

hi everyone this is eric no

also its liz.

i want to remember to tell the world that i like my haircut, liz make sure you put that one in

i will i will

oh you know i did it just to get you to laugh

ha, it worked

i peed all on your lawn so you know

you and that orange cat that lives next door

i peed on the cat actually

eric what is your opinion on the government and the laws of the world

i think it's fine

eric what is your opinion of pot brownies

they're better than human growth hormone, but not as great as those little neon candy dots on paper

so hard to separate from the paper, you know?

i know i didn't say they were the best things on earth

well say what is, eric?

the best things on earth are those moments where you realize youre not alone in your thoughts and that you are connected to the world with silver cotton, that the darkest pits in your being are someone else's christmas lights.

and also everytime

everytime you invent a new food that combines other foods such as potato chips in strawberry yogurt or bleu cheese on pita and you share it with someone else

and that game where

where you and your brother jump from furniture to furniture pretending the ground is lava

or alligators. eric smith have you ever thought about what it means to be the miniscus on a wine glass?

i've thought about whether you are slipping into bad trenches

no don't worry about that

you dont drink anymore

i change other things

you dont come out after the readings

i go somewhere